House Dog

Meet House Dog!

Honor. Valor. Loyalty. Every good dog remembers the Boy the Good, and his valiant fight in the War of the Waste against the slugs. Oh, you don’t know that tale? Come, stranger and sit by the fire with a cup of mead. Fear not the wind that whistles down from the mountains across the Plains. Here in the Bone House there is always good drink and gooder tails, I mean, tales.

Sir Dog

Sir Dog is a valiant warrior, who has proved time and again deserving of the title Best Boy and leader of the Plains Kingdom. Dog loves to recount past battles, especially that time they killed 50 slugs in one battle and saved 20 dogs from drowning. Although last time, we’re pretty sure Dog said it was 37 slugs and 14 dogs…

Squire Pup

There is no pup more loyal! Ever since Sir Dog rescued him from an avalanche he’s been as close to Dog as fleas… on a dog. Sir Pup loves listening to stories of glorious battles but he is not afraid to point out when a fact may have been exaggerated!